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Elf 9/11. Take a good look. Like what you see? BUY THIS CAR. I MEAN BOOK Fuck the bomb. Eat the face. Take the worst shit of your life. Give it back. Never wear the color red. Boys. Bugs. Bug boys. Your mother has fallen out of love with you. The body crushes the soul. Endless humiliation. Degradation. Emasculation. ENTER THE WORLD OF WRITTEN ENTERTAINMENT…
⭐ 17 stories ranging from 1 page to a novelette. One is a game. ⭐ Beautiful cover art by Vich. Highly desirable luxury commodity that will instantly signal you as being at the top of your game. You won’t even have to read the book. ⭐ HOMOPHOBIC ⭐ 100% LEGAL READ*
TRACK LIST Saving Face Your Mother Has Fallen Out of Love With You Why Have You Not Yet Gone to War Puppy Star Honeydew Toxicity Event Elf 9/11 CUNT TOWARD ENEMY Game Where You’re Forced to Kill Everyone on Your Squad The Body Crushes the Soul We Will Play For You The Maximum Softness Capable of Being Exerted by All Machinery Guy Who is Spared 18 FOOT LEASH The March Treatment Rabbits Cry Different Living Fucking Creatures AMIANTOS
